When the world is too much, a turtleneck can provide just the protection you need to fly under the radar…unless of course you have on wool socks as well. Oh, static cling - I think you're hilarious. No other electromagnetic wonder has gifted me with so many mortifying stories! So much underwear, stuck in so many weird places, always at the most public of venues, when I'm most trying to fly under the radar. Your impeccable timing and subtle hilarity wow me every time.